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THIS FRIDAY @ EL CENTRO 6202 Santa Monica Blvd. Hollywood, CA email dc@onproductions.com

THIS FRIDAY, MARCH 25, 2005
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Ok, my lovely friend nsl posted this entry on livejournal (yeah, i have an acct there too) dealing with dreams and losing yourself out in the world. It made me think of this song. I bolded the section which fit her mood. I love the lyrics, the melody, the sound of Johnny’s voice and the sentiment in this song.

NAME

And even though the moment passed me by
I still can’t turn away
Cuz all the dreams you never thought you’d lose
Got tossed along the way
And letters that you never meant to send
Got lost or thrown away

And scars are souvenirs you never lose
The past is never far
Did you lose yourself somewhere out there?
Did you get to be a star?
And don’t it make you sad to know that life
Is more than who we are

I think about you all the time
But I don’t need the same
It’s lonely where you are
Come back down
And I won’t tell ‘em your name

-GooGoo Dolls

Live it, learn it, love it…

PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT

This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the ____day of __________, 2004, by________________, between________________and_______________.

THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:

1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 PM - we don’t have shit to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don’t ask.
6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it’s only a one-time advanced arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.
8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it’s really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just fuck buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don’t be offended.
12. No extra clothing - I don’t want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex - it’s over, so get your ass up, get dressed, and go the fuck home.
14. Don’t be offended if I don’t ask if you enjoyed it - I don’t care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate’s girlfriend/boyfriend."
17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better.
18. NO condom, NO fucking. Carry your ass home.
19. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.
20. No phone use, please - don’t want anyone calling back looking for your ass.
21. If going to a hotel room, we either split the cost, or alternate who’s paying….you pay this time, I pay next.
22. Don’t bring any of your friends with you, unless they’re gonna join the party.
* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS:

The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In otherwords, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.

Participating Party

Signature_____________________

Date: ________________________

Participating Party

Signature_____________________

Date: ________________________

There was a time when someone made me feel so head over heels that I sang this song to her. I just found it recently because it was running through my head for some reason. The line - I can hear her heart beat for a thousand miles
And the heavens open up every time she smiles - captures such a sentiment  that I wish I could feel for someone again. Powerful emotions. Someday…someday.

I can hear her heart beat for a thousand miles
And the heavens open up every time she smiles
And when I come home to her that’s where I belong
Yet I’m running to her like a river’s song

She’s got love love love love crazy love
Yes I need her in the daytime
Yes I need her in the night
I want to throw my arms around her
To kiss her, hug her, kiss her, hug her tight
And when I’m returning from so far away
She gives me such sweet lovin’ brightens up my day
And makes me righteuos and makes me whole
And it makes me mellow down to my soul

So I watched Wicker Park tonight. What a major disappointment. Not only is it so horribly contrived but the trailer totally deceives you into thinking it’s this suspense thriller along the lines of Hitchcock and it just isn’t. it’s a mild study on obsession. i mean mild. had i not been tricked by the trailer, i might’ve enjoyed it somewhat even though it was so stupidly contrived that plotlines happened ONLY to justify scenes that ended up being full of holes anyway.

Don’t rent this film. unless you like to be lied to and teased into thinking there might actually be some steamy sex scenes when in fact the Little Mermaid has more sex in it…

this was an entry almost a year ago….

Friday, May 21, 2004

survey Stolen from Mixtress and in turn Stolen from dandiggity 1: grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. write down what it says: J’aime bien les couchers de soleil. 2: stretch your left arm out as far as you can. what do you touch first?: air 3: what is the last thing you watched on tv?: High Fidelity 4: without looking, guess what the time is: 12:47 am 5: now look at the clock, what is the actual time?: 12:39 am 6: with the exception of the computer, what can you hear?: Me munching on a salad. 7: when did you last step outside? 1/2 hour ago. 8: what were you doing?: Walking dels to her car 9: what are you wearing?: Jeans & Death Race 2000 Tshirt 10: did you dream last night?: don’t remember 11: when did you last laugh?: During High Fidelity watching Jack Black spaz out. he’s fuckin the best. 12: what is on the walls of the room you are in?: nothing 13: seen anything weird lately?: A contraption that you pedaled to stimulate a person sitting on a chair connected to a dildo. I was at the Erotic Museum in Hollywood for a mixer. 14: what do you think of this quiz?: wish it was multiple coice. 15: what is the last film you saw?: High Fidelity 16: if you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?: Cigarettes. and then a Ducati 17: tell me something about you that i don’t know: I’m strangely attracted to FoBs 18: if you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?: Put me and all my friends in positions of power in the entertainment industry 19: do you like to dance?: Not so much 20: george bush: Is a monkey 21. imagine your first child is a girl, what do u call her?: My Anna 22: imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?: Deacon Tyler 23: would you ever consider living abroad?: I’d never want to be a female The 3nd.

To me the poetry in the song lyrics can make me fall in love with a song. The emotions that it resurrects and the ability to travel back to the time when that emotion was so tangible.

This is possibly one of my favorite songs not only because what it makes me remember but because I keep finding myself at these crossroads time and time again. So even if you don’t know the melody, read the lyrics and you’ll feel it…

I got the call today, I didn’t wanna hear
But I knew that it would come
An old true friend of ours was talkin’ on the phone
She said you found someone
And I thought of all the bad luck,
And the struggles we went through
And how I lost me and you lost you
What are these voices outside love’s open door
Make us throw off our contentment
And beg for something more?

I’ve been tryin’ to get down to the Heart of the Matter
Because the flesh will get weak
And the ashes will scatter
So I’m thinkin’ about forgiveness
Forgiveness
Even if, even if you don’t love me anymore

                                  - Don Henley